Mets Police Morning Laziness: something something Thor and Matt Harvey Pitched…and rain check info

Insert “clever” headline about Thor and Thunder and Lightning.

SLACKISH REACTION:  I was enjoying the Noah-No, then there was a hit, was really looking forward to seeing what kind of t-shirts we would get for HIS34RY, then it rained, then The Energy Vampire tired to get me so I escaped and watched the Bash Brothers Experience for the millionth time, and man it really has me thinking about 2019 Baseball.  No Snitching might make for a good slogan.

The Mets are 1.5 games out of the Wild Card despite winning 99 of their last 100 games or something.   Let’s Bash!

But the Mets will not make the playoffs – here’s why.  The Cyclones jinxed them!!!   They Cyclones made a black cat figurine.  That’s cool.  Except they put the cat in front of the Mets’ dugout!

Meanwhile, in Tacoma….#1 in your hearts and #33 on his uniform took the mound.  How did he do?  You know I like clicks….

MLB Food Fest is back.

If you sat in the rain last night…

FLUSHING, N.Y., August 22, 2019 – The New York Mets have announced that as a thank you to our fans, anyone holding a ticket for (Last night’s) rain delayed game can exchange their tickets marked “Thursday, August 22 – Game 58” for a ticket in an alternate location to any remaining 2019 Monday-Thursday regular season home game through September 26, subject to availability.  Restrictions may apply.

Exchanges for tickets will be available beginning (today) morning at the Citi Field Box Office only. The Citi Field Ticket Windows will open at 9:00 a.m. tomorrow morning.

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Which is nice, but we have like apps and stuff now.  Why do I have to go to Queens to swap it?  Can’t we just somehow do this over the internet or phone?  I know I sound like that negative guy @mediagoon now, but I am fascinated by the lack of technology.