Mets Police Morning Laziness: it don’t matter if you’re black or white

SLACKISH REACTION: I was enjoying the game but then it was 10pm so I turned the game off – I know you thin that’s nuts but I have a 10pm rule and baseball needs to actually work on Pace of Play.  My stupid family woke me up around 11:30 and I asked Alexa the score, heard it was tied, saw the ball stuck in the wall play and then realized I just don’t care and went back to bed.

The Mets are two games back in the Wild Card.

August continues to be an amazing month here at Mets Police, with the downloads making a run as crazy as the Mets.  This is the most read month since July 2016, and there’s still a week left and a pretty good shot this will be the top month since October 2015 when there was a World Series ya know.  Wow.  Thank you.

Thor doesn’t know what fringe means.

Wear the Caps!  What’s Torre gonna do, email you?

The Patent Office declared that Tom Brady is NOT Tom Terrific!

Here are some screen grabs of the horrible Mets uniforms.

Keith Hernandez found Hiscox funny...giggle giggle...Hiscox...
Gil Must Go: Jim Brewer is the goat for the Dodgers
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