Mets Police Morning Laziness: Nothing

SLACKISH REACTION:  Nothing.   There’s zero news.  The players aren’t even posting things on Instagram.  The same names are being rehased about the manager.  Searching twitter for “mets” turns up people speaking French.  Nobody is selling anything on eBay.  There aren’t any interesting caps.  The T-Shirt Guy doesn’t have anything new.  There is just…nothing.

Will Inexperienced Carlos Beltran manage the Mets?  No.mets