Mets Police Morning Laziness: Stroman to change number to honor The Virus

Oh wow this is insane.

I think Stroman may be the successor to Lyin’ Todd Frazier in that on paper he is a local guy that should be super likable, but it’s just not translating.  Every time I see him I just get mad at Wags for trading the future away, which is more about the Cano trade than the Stroman trade.

SLACKISH REACTION:  I know I haven’t been posting as much, but there’s been really really nothing.  I got half way through the very underwhelming El Camino and bailed.  I will finish it tonight but I wasn’t feeling it.

NOT LINKING:  The Mets interviewed Inexperienced Carlos Beltran.  The Mets are gonna blow this hire, aren’t they?