Mets Police Morning Laziness: Mets make it hard to like the Mets

SLACKISH REACTION:  There is actual Mets news for once, none of it good.

Did you see the Mets (aka Wags) relieved fan favorite Edgardo Alfonzo as manager of the Brooklyn Cyclones because…um….er….uh….he won the championship and people like him?

Maybe…just maybe…..maybe Alfonzo was relieved as Cyclones manager because he would actually BE PERFECT AS METS MANAGER.   Nah, he’s actually managed and popular, we don’t want that.  Let’s get some scout guy in here to show off how smart we are.

Did you see how Citi Field parking is going to be horrific?  No you did not because you are distracted by the idiots talking about Pete Alonso having worn a Mike Piazza shirt once when he was a kid.

NOT LINKING:  The guys at the Amazing Apple Insideirized Mets Blog Report (AAIMBR) have some options for replacing Wheeler.

WHEN WILL MANFRED DO SOMETHING?  The Yankees are one loss away from not making the World Series this entire decade.  I am sure writers like David Roth of Deadpsin will going me in agreeing that Manfred needs to take the multi-billion dollar asset away from the owners.  After all, even the Mets sometimes make the World Series.