Baseball, a dead sport from last century, that old people watch

Hey you know how you young punks call me old and then tell me baseball isn’t dead? Look at the MEDIAN AGE for these games. Holy cow. That’s older than ME. And I am not even watching to bring the median age DOWN a little.

This sport is not dying, it is dead.  It is a rotting corpse that the baseball mafia defends to keep their careers going but it is dead and will never come back.  It is boxing. It is horse racing.  It is a sport from last century.  It has no cultural relevance.  It is something old people watch.