Mets Police Morning Laziness: Mets looking at Geico gecko to replace Wheeler?

SLACKISH REACTION:   Nothing going on.  Maybe the Mets can debut their new Nike uniforms to give me something to write about.

The Mets are in good hands.

Apparently they are looking at Jerry Narron as bench coach.  That in itself is boring, but how we all found out about it, is not!

New York City wants to give Mets tickets to people out on bail.  Make your own joke.

NOT NOT LINKING:  Even the AAIMBR has nothing and twitter is filled with French people using “mets” in a sentence so I’m gonna go get a coffee.  Right guys?