Mets Police Morning Laziness: actual Mets related news for once!

SLACKISH REACTION:  Hello from the Airport!  I don’t know if anything happened last night because I wrote this at 4:30 Friday afternoon and I got up at 4:30 this morning!

But there were actually things yesterday!

First, we found out (sort of) what Baseball Operations Expert Jessica Mendoza does for the Mets!

We also heard from Sandy Alderson who decided to buy newspapers for his Trump-like library.

Jeff Wilpon made my list of the Top 5 James Bond Villains!

And I’m sure that the AAIMBR has some crap that I wouldn’t link to…and if the Mets went out last night and spent a ton of money or Retired 17 or something I will let you know when I land.