There…were….five….aces (Wheeler to Phillies)

So Picard, by now you have heard that the Phillies (managed by Joe Girardi) have signed Zack Wheeler to a five year deal.  Now tell me Picard, how many aces do you see?  Do you see Matt Harvey, because I do not.  Do you see Zack Wheeler?  I do not.   Answer me Picard and I will set you free.  How many aces do the Mets have?

There are FIVE aces

And one last time…

Who else is glad the Mets rebuilt around starting pitching?

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