Vulgar Pete Alonso wants to be drunk as hell

This guy needs someone to get in his ear and make him study David Wright or Derek Jeter or Jacob deGrom (maybe he knows him) or someone like that. It’s like he studied Matt Harvey and decided, “I want to be that but less cultured.”

Beware regression to the mean Vulgar Pete. This town turns mighty quickly.

When you did win the WS Pete, maybe show up as a civilized person. Or ‘faced. Your call.

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