Mets Police Morning Laziness: obligatory mention that there is a baseball game today

SLACKISH REACTION: I am very disturbed by this Vulgar Pete Alonso video.  The more I think about it, it’s not just a foolish young man following the wrong path, it’s his enablers.  Someone made big giant letters.  Someone set up a video shoot.  This didn’t just happen on a whim.

Speaking of foolish young men, Is Matt Harvey’s career over?

NOT LINKING:  It’s a “big week” for Cespedes.  You can ignore the fluff articles speculating on his return.   Dom Smith was a big fan of Kobe Bryant.

I guess you could read this article about James Dolan wanting to buy the Mets….or really wanting to buy SNY and if the stupid baseball team comes with it, fine.  The striking part is the reminder that Dolan is worth “only” $1.5B and isn’t rich enough to buy the team.  You guys can Stupid Wilpons all you want, but they are even rich for rich guys because of this asset they bought way back when.

I hope Dolan does buy the Mets because I thrive on chaos, and the Jim Dolan Era would likely be so so so so so so so so so so so bad that you’d pine for Jeff Wilpon to come back.

There is a practice baseball game on TV Today.   You should tape it and skim through it later.  Don’t waste your Saturday afternoon on this.  It’s really not that interesting after about two pitches.

Do you guys see it yet?  It’s right there in front of you.  Once you see it you won’t be able to unsee it.