Video Game Mets Dumpster Fire: Virtually Vulgar Pete Alonso on IL for 2-3 weeks!

Oh no!  Virtually Vulgar Pete Alonso is on the IL with a fractured wrist!

Pete has been off to an awful start for the last place Mets, and his rating is even dropping!

Sources tell Virtual Mets Police that the coaches would grade Pete’s season so far (through May 4th) as a C.

This is an opportunity for Dom Smith to wake up his bat (see what I did there) and so far so good.  He has 3x as many HRs as Pete!

Maybe even in video games – TRADE HIGH.   I’m rooting for Dom to have a great season.