Mets Police Morning Laziness: extend Vulgar Pete Alonso during The Great Depression II, yeah that makes sense

Ike Davis Cowboy meme returns

SLACKISH REACTION:  Well, everyone is running out of content.  I’m seeing things like “the Mets should extend Pete Alonso” (Ike Davis says hi by the way).   That totally makes sense heading into The Great Depression II.  Why wouldn’t you tie up money for the late 2020’s.  Clearly the guy is one of the greatest players in the history of the game.  You truly believe last year’s numbers, right?

Meanwhile, the Newspaper is doing interviews with The T-Shirt Guy.  I didn’t bother to click it as I can just call the actual T-Shirt Guy to see what’s up.

Baseball officially canceled the 2020 London Series which is a shame because you can’t even see the netting.

Trump was pretty calm yesterday.  I kind of missed the meltdown from a TV perspective, but in terms of us all needing a steady hand at the wheel it is good to see that he kind of sort of is starting to understand the situation.  I wonder if he realizes that history will not be kind.

And that’s all I have for you on this quiet Thursday.