If Matt Harvey did this: Vulgar Pete Alonso’s grilling off-season

I don’t know how the Daily News Remnant even published this (here have your clicks.)

We’re just supposed to accept that Pete is super into grilling 0- which has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SPONSOR MENTIONED IN THE ARTICLE.

As a whole, my family loves to enjoy good food and good meals together because it’s quality family time,” Alonso told the Daily News. “Not just eating, but preparing the food and spending time in the kitchen is quality family time.”

Oh, you think I’m wrong?  Well here’s a line attributed to Vulgar Pete –

“For me, obviously (redacted by Mets Police) is one of the big-name companies, especially when it comes to outdoor cooking, grilling or dealing with wood chips or coals.”

Give me a break with this.

And, let’s be real, if Matt Harvey spent the off-season grilling for a sponsored post instead of working out and watching game films,  then showed up looking husky in camp, then sucked, you guys would be mad at him.