Admitted baseball cheater Todd Frazier was reacquired by the Mets today for some reason because you know, third base is the problem. Frazier is 34
The Mets also grabbed catcher Robinson Chirinos. Chirinos is 36 and has an OPS of .367. Milennials invented OPS so they could add numbers together to get a big number, but somehow Chirinos doesn’t have enough stats to make a big number no matter how many we add.
And they also acquired reliever Miguel Castro who has a save this season but at least is only 25.