So I was wearing this well-worn shirt….
This shirt has gotten lots of use over the years. I was wearing it last night, but then Mrs. Mets Police said “your shirt has holes in it.”
I knew it had holes in it. I don’t care. As you can see it is well worn and faded.
But now SHE knows it has holes in it. You know what happens next, right? David Wright T-Shirt mysteriously vanishes. It takes me a few weeks to notice. I say, “hey have you seen my David Wright t-shirt?” Nope. Of course not.
So, the David Wright t-shirt is now retired, Hidden in the back of the bottom drawer. To be worn at some future unknown occasion when the cool move will be a vintage David Wright t-shirt.
Thank you for your service DW Tee. I wish I could continue to wear you, but now I must protect you.
