Mets wear hideous black warm up shirts

Me, one week after the Mets win the World Series while wearing home pinstripes (with no drop shadow of course) or the traditional road grays (with no drop shadow)

For those of you who have been hoping to get rid of me, remember the mission statement of Mets Police is that I stay until they WIN THE WORLD SERIES WHILE NICELY DRESSED and then I cover the parade and then I am gone.

I fear I will be doing this for a long time because the idiots in charge do things like this when not voluntarily giving the feds $1,800,000,000 because they are cool like that.