What Mets fans talk about when not talking about the actual games.
Maybe what the Mets need is a hometown hero. Someone who is from Queens and grew up a Mets fan. Spider-Man has been attending games since the 1970s (seen here in his throwback New York Giants cap). He is constantly thinking about the game and how the dimensions of Citi Field (The Wall) allow him …
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Maybe all the Mets need is someone who can keep track of the pitch counts. deGrom takes the mound. Vun! Two! Vree! Vour! Vive! All the way until 100 at which point he brings in whatever pitcher the accountants told him to bring in. The Count has ties to the team having worked with Keith …
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Maybe what the Mets are looking for is someone who knows nothing about baseball and will just let the players play. Someone who is good with the media and gets along with guys named Tim. Ted Lasso has proven himself to be successful in two sports, and I am sure he’d love to come home …
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Look, if the Mets are just hiring their 15th choice to run the organization anyway, why not spare a life. Let’s get a Thanksgiving Turkey pardoned and let him manage the Mets. Two seconds of internet research tells me that turkeys are INTELLIGENT AND UNPREDICATBLE. What else would you want from a Mets manager? …
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I mean, Mets, come on already. How many candidates do you need? At this point I am ready to hire Donkey Kong. I don’t know what would make the Mets think DK is at all qualified…but I am pretty confident will say that about whoever they DO hire. I mean, they hired an AGENT to …
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