Spider-Man. Will this guy manage the Mets? No.

Maybe what the Mets need is a hometown hero.  Someone who is from Queens and grew up a Mets fan. Spider-Man has been attending games since the 1970s (seen here in his throwback New York Giants cap).  He is constantly thinking about the game and how the dimensions of Citi Field (The Wall) allow him …

A Thanksgiving Turkey. Will this guy manage the Mets? No.

Look, if the Mets are just hiring their 15th choice to run the organization anyway, why not spare a life.  Let’s get a Thanksgiving Turkey pardoned and let him manage the Mets. Two seconds of internet research tells me that turkeys are INTELLIGENT AND UNPREDICATBLE.  What else would you want from a Mets manager?   …