Here’s hoping the new Mets equipment manager deals with Uni Watch

When I got home last night I took another look at the Uni Watch article and this really struck me:

I hope that person is more open to media inquiries in general and Uni Watch inquiries in particular, because it’s plain ridiculous that I haven’t been able to have a relationship with the equipment manager of my favorite team.

That does seem insane.  I could understand Wayne Hagin not returning Paul Lukas’ calls, but the guy writes about uniforms every day (well, 5 days), loves loves loves the Mets and even has a column on ESPN.   They should talk to this guy!

There is another

Good morning to all Mets Fans and especially all the new readers that joined the Mets Police this week.

Friends, Charliegate bothers me.  I have a bad feeling about this.

For the newbies…on Saturday I try to take things a little lighter since traffic is usually down on the weekend.  I think you’ll still find the content engaging, but I don’t do Important Stuff when nobody is looking.

On Saturday I head off to Unnamed Donuts Chain (the one that has great coffee) and always mention it.  Someday they will sponsor my blog.   Sometimes I do Actual Athletics, but right now I am at soccer with Junior…and he is today’s problem.

Yesterday I was in Sporting Goods Store and had a gift card.  I didn’t want anything so I let the kids pick what they wanted.  Beloved Daughter (she of the Black Mets Jersey – we can get into that another day) got some shoelaces or something.  Junior headed over to the caps.

He picked a Yankee cap.

Earlier in the week we were watching the World Series and he said when he grows up he wants to be on the Yankees.  For Free.

“What if the Mets give you a million dollars?”

He’d rather be on the Yankees.   Why?

“They always win.”

As you may know, every child born since 1996 is a Yankees fan.  This is not Fred Wilpon’s problem but it damn sure is going to be Jeff’s problem.  An entire generation gone.   Jeff better hope that (a) Sandy is as good as advertised and (b) there are as many frontrunners in this town as there were in the 1980’s.

So Junior got a Yankees cap.

Yoda: Told you I did. Reckless is he. Now, matters are worse.
Obi-Wan: That boy is our last hope.
Yoda: No. There is another.

A sister!

Yes Mets fans, there is another.  A sister.  A sister I believe never before mentioned on the blog.

Baby Sister picked out (on her own)….a Mets cap.

A Twins ’47 cleanup model blue cap just like the one her dad likes and wears.

As for Junior, he needs his Tom Seaver moment.  I met 41 as a boy.  I’m going to have to get Junior in a room with David Wright.

Jeff Francoeur seems to be an excellent tipper

The Daily News says that Jeff Francoeur tipped Charlie Samuels $50,000.   That’s nice.  Jeff seems like a good tipper and I imagine Charlie’s clubhouse services were excellent.

In 2010 Jeff made $5,000,000 (I think.  I saw some other place that said $5.5m.  Let’s use $5m since it is a nice round number.)

I bet some Mets Police readers make $50,000 a year.  That’s 1% of five million, right?  I stink at math.  Alternatively, Jeff makes 100 times what you make.

So, to a guy like you – a $50,000 tip is a $500 tip.   If you make 30 grand it’s a $300 tip, if you make six figures it’s a grand.

I have never made five million a year, perhaps I would have more disposable income if I did.

It appears that Jeff Francoeur is an excellent tipper!

Mets read of the day: Who knew what Charlie knew?

Looks to me like the read of the day is Matthew Artus’ asking Who Knew What Samuels Knew on nj.com

Matt shares a bunch of Charlie Samnuels anecdotes you may not be familiar with (I wasn’t) and then acts the tough questions.

A bit of speculation mixed in…but a great way to start your morning.

I continue to be bothered that instead of talking about Sandy Alderson or the new manager or ticket prices that we’re in scandal mode again.   Meanwhile in the Bronx the biggest problem seems to be how many zillions of dollars to overpay the captain.   It never ends in Flushing.

Mets’ Francisco Rodriguez Lived With Suspended Clubhouse Manager – NYTimes.com

The Mets aren’t real are they?

They are just a television show, or I am on the Truman Show or something because this can’t possibly be a real story-line.   It just can’t.  (I suspect Greg Prince is the head writer.)

I was out all day and just got home so I jumped on Mets Blog to see what I missed and Michael Baron’s headline is Francisco Rodriguez Lived With Charlie Samuels.

Now you guys are just effing with me.  You probably set up a fake “bloggers conference call” and are all snickering that I believed I was speaking to “David Howard” and now you’ve made up that K-Rod was living with Charlie, and even have me caught up in a non-controversy over who chooses the black uniforms.

You’re all just messing with me.  This can’t be happening.  Next you’ll pretend to name Lee Mazzilli the manager.

That information came to light in the course of a criminal investigation into a gambling ring in which the authorities believe Samuels was involved, according to two people briefed on the matter.

via Mets’ Francisco Rodriguez Lived With Suspended Clubhouse Manager – NYTimes.com.