The Mets Police

Jerry Seinfeld is going to get into the booth with Gary Cohen and Keith Hernandez on Wednesday for the Mets vs Tigers game.

Now I am imagining if this took place on Seinfeld show. Jerry renews his man crush on Keith, Kramer busts into the booth and says he knows who was really the spitter, Elaine is trying to hit on Ike Davis while he is at first, and George is stopped by the Mets security to be given a Yankees style security check.
I hope I didn’t give them any ideas for a reunion show now or if they do and use this idea I wanna see some Seinfeld money.

Seems like that was quite a game. I kept sneaking peeks at the gameday function on the iphone app and it was stressful watching the Adventures of K-Rod even in text-only form.

I just watched a fee highlights and am going to have to root for Maine to take Takahashi’s spot if he keeps picking silly color schemes. Maybe they don’t have black uniforms in Japan so he sees them as a novelty. Then again Bobby V was over there and he is who I think of black jerseys (and that guy from the Dodgers who was here for a while.)

Anyway even I am sick of complaining about that, so here is a note from Maggie who is helping pitch in. Tomorrow keep an eye on the Tumblr section, I hope to do some undercover work here in the central time zone.

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Hey Shannon,

Since you’re out of town and out of touch, thought I’d pass along a super-fun slideshow I just uploaded.

My cousin Mary and I were at the June 5 victory vs. the Marlins. We treated ourselves to VIP seats with Caesar’s Club access. I only get back to NYC once per year for a game, and for this one we bought once-in-a-lifetime seats on StubHub.

I know, I know, she’s wearing black. I planned the video in advance (obviously, when you see the video clips interspersed), and I asked her to wear a Mets shirt, but I neglected to stress it had to be a non-black shirt and assumed she’d show up in the orange and blue. Ah well. I was wearing my Murphy shirt in honor of my fallen comrade.

Enjoy, and feel free to pass it on.

Maggie in NH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NweiVzmbzXI

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I am in a faraway land where there are weeds growing on the outfield fence, and the pizza is weird but at least the caps are blue. (and there’s some “other team” in a horrible generic stadium where the pitcher doesn’t bat).

I can’t tell you how much it stinks to have no feel for this game tonight.

I can’t watch for sure, I cant even listen. I have to go out now and will be out until all hours of the night as I entertain clients (with adult beverages). I did that last night and didn’t even have the energy to see what was happening over here when I got in.

Tomorrow I will go undercover and see what these people do in their confines.

Thanks for sending stuff in. Let me know what happens in the Mets Police world of jerseys and honorable behavior. Media Goon is still in charge. Thanks kids!

As for the Ike Davis “jersey” – many say it’s a shirt. A black Ike t-shirt? Haven’t seen those in the wild. Have you?