Mets Police Morning Laziness: wait until Wags finds out he has no organizational depth

SLACKISH REACTION: Everyone is freaking out with the idea that Tim Tebow COULD be on the Mets. He COULD be one step away! Yes, he is at AAA. That’s what AAA is. Also, the Mets don’t have too many outfielders in the organization, and you can barely name three to fill out a lineup never mind 5 to field a team.   Wait until Wags finds out he doesn’t have any organizational depth.

Did you know the Yankees blew a hole in the Shea Stadium fence in 1975?

Formerly MetsBlog. which had been doing so so much better, has an article if Cano could be the Mets DH in a few years. And they wonder why I hate.

Sugar Diaz is having a party. If Matt Harvey had a party you’d be mad.

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If Matt Harvey did this: Lyin’ Todd Frazier tweets about food

Man, imagine if Matt Harvey tweeted about food, like quinoa or something, instead of working out and watching game films.  You guys would kill him. Especially if he tweeted about a place called Eat Clean Bro. Anyway, here’s what Lyin’ Todd wanted people to know about.

I guess this is better than lying to umpires which could lead to the youth of America thinking the right way to play the game is to lie instead of always doing your best and winning the game with honesty and integrity. If you can lie to get an out, do it.  And try the kale.

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If Matt Harvey Did This: Mets’ Robinson Cano attends Brooklyn Nets game

Man, Robinson Cano was out taking in a sporting event instead of working out, watching game film, and strengthening the knee he had surgery on.  If Matt Harvey did that you’d all freak out.

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